id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????
I’m so confused??????
Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.
THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN
Throw back from last semester
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
what did one ear say to another?
i lobe you
tragically they are fucking ears and could never see or date each other because they can’t move
this is amazing
my mom would be so pissed if i wasted all those eggs
we’re soaring, flying
BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND BURN THE
ASHES
guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
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how
It wasn’t until it was aired that they noticed it I think.
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
